20 from NYC
I'm too lazy to be original.
I like rice.
I'm too lazy to be original.
I like rice.
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It was only like 12 in the afternoon and i already saw a guy peeing on a building. ‘Merica.
When I rode my motorcycle into this world I saw that it was filled with negativity and no’s. And I stood up on my motorcycle and said yes. Then a bald eagle landed on my shoulder with the declaration of independence and let me sign it.
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Salmon is American because bears eat salmon and bears are from Russia and we took over Russia
